We ran out time. The cake wasn't cut. The presents weren't open. But we had a second stop on our field trip bridal shower. We went out to dinner at Green Mill (one of Molly's favorites). We were able to take our time and watch Molly open gifts. We enjoyed the cake even though we were stuffed from our meals.
We quickly bonded together as if we've known each other for years and do this all the time. Conversation and interaction flowed easily.
The Bachelorette Party
We played games (one involved peanuts and a salami). And watched Molly open various naughty gifts. I decked her out in a sash, a crown, a wand, beads, a candy penis necklace, and a badge made out of a condom and plastic penis. She was thrilled, as you can imagine.
I couldn't resist taking this picture. It's the closest thing to having my name in lights!
We made Molly ask 10 strangers awful pick-up lines, including "Do you work for UPS? Because I've been checking out your package all night!" and "Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off!" and "Is that shirt felt? Do you want it to be?" And the classic, "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
She was reluctant at first, apologizing before spitting out the line. By the end of the night, she was rattling them off without thinking twice.
We sprawled out across the hotel room, talking until late into the night (or early into the morning).
And now, I present, The Drunk Kelly Montage:
Kelly & Molly
